A Magical Dump Of Harry Potter Memes More Effective Than Polyjuice Potion

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    Do you even leviosa? Harty Spotter And The Chamber Of Gains
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    snape: with all due respect, professor, i'm not sure that your whole 'waterslide replacing the staircase' idea is actually going to work dumbledore: with all due respect, snickerdoodle, i do what i want
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    itseasytobemerry: why didn't harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door? because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction if anything it sets the mood
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    Professor Snape @_Snape_ How many Harry Potters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He holds it and the world revolves around him. 3/15/2014, 11:19 PM 79 RETWEETS 104 FAVORITES 13
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    Cast of Harry Potter: I wish people would stop recognizing me only for my role in Harry Potter. Tom Felton: MALFOY PEASANTS POWER MUAHAHAHA ! 1 it Im DRACO KNEEL BEFORE MY
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    LLAMA DEL REY perks-of-being-chinese itll alecwoodlight: firelordzuko: it's funny how the most unappreciated character in harry potter is harry potter i've never heard anyone answer the question 'who's your favourite harry potter character' with 'harry potter' 146,892 notes tl
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    accio- ministry of magic more like ministry of tragic hahaha fudge is ruining the country please send help
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    "Yes, it's rather funny, really, that next to no one realized the snake that Harry set free in Philosopher's Stone turned out to be Voldemort's final Horcrux, Nagini.” -JK Rowling
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    Amycus moved forward until he was offensively close to Profes- sor McGonagall, his face within inches of hers. She refused to back away, but looked down at him as if he were something disgusting she had found stuck to a lavatory seat. "It's not a case of what you'll permit, Minerva McGonagall. Your time's over. It's us what's in charge here now, and you'll back me up or you'll pay the price." And he spat in her face. Harry pulled the Cloak off himself, raised his wand, and said, "You shouldn't h
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    somepotternerd: Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
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    funnyfuzzyfoot OBSERWUJ Someone: *insults Remus in front of Remus* Remus: "whispering to Lily*Is this the part where I care? Someone: *insults Remus in front of Sirius* Sirius: you better run #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin
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    deerekhale: *sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me *remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius *sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart *quiet james potter voice* engorgio *loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*
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    Lily: You're acting like a child, Sirius! Sirius: I am not acting!
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    Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts! Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
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    What if the House founders didn't have such cool last names? "I'm from Gryffindor, what House are you from?" "Oh, you know, Steve."
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    gallifreystands the only thing snape and james have in common is that they would both sacrifice james in order to save lily
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    raedainfossaest 18 year old Regulus Black willingly drinks a torture potion and dies alone in a cave so that some day, someone will be able to defeat Voldemort. Horace Slughorn (albeit reluctantly) shows Harry a part of his past he's kept hidden for years, even from himself, which is a key part of defeating Voldemort. Narcissa Malfoy looks Voldemort, a man who is not only notoriously evil but also has the ability to READ MINDS, right in the eye and lies to him for the chance to save her son. And
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    SWALDO TS T BOODLE OPCHAPLING BEBAYLEY SHAYLEY #CURRIE TOLLERE If you were born between 1985 and 1998 remember that your Hogwarts letter never came because Voldemort wiped out the Ministry's record of Muggle born wizards 14-1
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    raptorific: If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as "Tim Riddle." He'd be like "IT'S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT'S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT'S VOLDEMORT." Ahahaha classic Tim. Source: raptorific 92,551 notes 11
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    thewickedsnowqueen: holmeswatsonmorstan: imagine Tonks and Lupin in bed, and he's the little spoon and he turns round to kiss her only to find she's metamorphasized her face into Snape's and he screams and she laughs so hard she falls out the bed I literally think about this post all the time.
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    incorrectmarauders Follow James: So, how have you been? Remus: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes. Sirius: *enters the room* Remus: Oh look, there it is. #source: thetrueniallhoran #if you know where
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    emeraldasp Muggleborns at hogwarts inventing spells that can search through books quickly like ctrl +F does in Chrome because they're not gonna read through that whole book to get a single line of information. #muggleboms at hogwarts #muggleboms #harry potter #hp 1,275 notes
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    noodlerface Follow summary of the harry potter series harry: guys something's up everyone: ah u're just paranoid voldemort: hello children time for death Source: prouviare
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    Anaticula an-ah-TIK-yoo-la Causes the victim's wand to produce ducks whenever a spell is cast. I DARE YOU TO TELL ME THAT JAMES AND SIRIUS DIDN'T USE THIS SPELL EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY FOUGHT THE DEATH EATERS I MEAN: "avada kedavra!" "oi malfoy is that a duck mate??" #padfoot #prongs #brotp #marauder 1 316 notes 11
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    smallandsad: can you guys imagine what it would be like if James and Lily had never been killed and Harry wasn't the chosen one but he still got himself into random crazy shennanigans with Ron and Hermoine anyways "James, our son flew a car to Hogwarts and crashed it" "That sounds wicked" "NO JAMES"
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    alexandraerin: lifewithhimisthis: samanthabarxx: I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should've named the kids so they would survive childhood like you do realize this is the girl who named an owl pigwidgeon right Soulmates "Hedwig Pigwidgeon Potter, you are named after two owls.* 137,198 notes 11
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    danielkanhal: how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, "i get you're into magic and don't get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don't try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it's that. admit it's just for looks." 116,843 notes
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    ...oo T-Mobile < 10:42 PM Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella Tweet 30.3K Retweets 48.9K Likes 27 FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous. SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue. 8/6/16, 2:33 PM Q @ 77% Baegar Targaryen -8/6/16 Donlving to @ TVcCarlKincolla Tweet your reply + KJ
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    oooo T-Mobile < 10:46 PM Tweet Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella 2,948 Retweets 4,865 Likes Q ALBUS: Only the most powerful magic can destroy a horcrux HARRY: Gotcha ALBUS: Do you? HARRY: Gonna need one an Expelliarmus ALBUS: 8/25/16, 4:10 AM 17. Tweet your reply ✪ 76% + of 3 KJ
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    oooo T-Mobile < 10:43 PM Tweet ZIZ L↓ 30.3K Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarl Kinsella FILCH: ALBUS: You look like the LAST person I should let work with kids. FILCH: 1,175 Retweets 2,171 Likes Q @ 77% ALBUS: You can be in charge of making sure they're in bed. 8/7/16, 1:11 PM 27 Tweet your reply 48.9K K KJ
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    oooo T-Mobile < 10:43 PM Tweet ZIZ L↓ 30.3K Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella 820 Retweets 1,588 Likes Q HEALTH & SAFETY: I've seen like 20 ghosts. ALBUS: Yeah. I put them in charge of a lot of stuff. H&S: Huh. ALBUS: Not like I can kill 'em. 8/7/16, 10:13 AM 27 Tweet your reply @ 77% 48.9K K KJ
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    ..ooo T-Mobile < 10:43 PM Tweet ZIZ L↓ 30.3K Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella 1,995 Retweets 3,593 Likes ALBUS: Got Dementors to protect Hogwarts this year. They suck souls out! Indiscriminately! KIDS: ... STAFF: ... ALBUS: I can't control them. 8/7/16, 8:45 AM 27 Tweet your reply Q @ 77% 48.9K K KJ
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    ..ooo T-Mobile < 212 10:49 PM Tweet Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarl Kinsella 27 30.3K 29 Retweets 95 Likes Q RON: What do you see in the Mirror of Erised? Your parents? Us defeating Voldemort? HARRY: I've won the award for "Best at Expelliarmus." 6/27/17, 10:05 AM Tweet your reply @ 74% 48.9K > + KJ
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    ludicrouscupcake roystealer niksolas: Source: pinterest.com never-be-anything-but-loud: In the Chamber of Secrets, when Dobby first appears in Harry's bedroom, Dobby tells Harry about how he has heard all about Harry's greatness. But if he serves the Malfoys and rarely leaves the Manor, who told Dobby these things? My money is on Draco. kinginthenorth: #dobby there's this boy at school and he has ridiculous hair and the most perfect green eyes #dobby he's wonderful #dobby you musn't tell father
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    anythingfromthetrolley If you ever feel sad just remember that Snape had to teach Luna potions too Snape: What...are you doing, Miss Lovegood? Luna: I decided not to make this potion, Professor. It has bad energy. Snape: You...what? Luna: Bad energy. Bad. But I revitalized this flower for you from the ingredients and you can put it in your hair. Snape: ..... Luna: I think it would look very nice on you. Keeps away the Wrackpurts, you know. Snape: "awkward slides away* 4 d
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    tomhiddleeston valedacem + Source: fralle-chan remusyoulittleshit: fralle-chan: Okay so, the marauders map can see people even when they're hidden underneath the cloak of invisibility, right? Yet Death can't find people hidden under that cloak... HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? JUST HOW DID A GANG OF TEENAGERS MANAGE TO CREATE THAT MAP?????? Remus Lupin is a genius, Sirius Black doesn't like rules, James Potter thinks he can do anything, and Peter brings them snacks and encourages their combined insane ge
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    289. J.K. Rowling has joked that if Godric Gryffindor were still alive, he would be hiding in his animagus form, the Giant Squid. hpotterfacts
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    level20wizard jackiejoyveganrock... + doctor-saywhatnow: fourthmarshaloftheriddermark: lyxpletive: Remus Lupin's father was named Lyall Lupin. Lyall means wolf. Remus Lupin is literally Werewolf McWerewolf II. he is moon moon. he is moon moon. 108,726 notes Source: heartslow ↑] tl
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    elizabeth @obliviatepottxr You're a Man Woman Wizard, Harry I'm a: Wizard What 12:23 PM - 19 Aug 2017 34,449 Retweets 69,899 Likes 144 134K 70K 0 Follow
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    Who made this YOU'RE A UNIT OF POWER, HARRY. I'M A WATT?
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    When you Expelliarmus and she keeps Expecto Patronuming Gnomelestrick
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    Mais Hermione, ce n'est pas ta baguette. - Chuut, la baguette choisit son sorcier Harry.
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    000 EE 4G 18:54 Kate Yeah I am wanna take off my dumbledrawers? Are you from Hogwarts? Because you're 9 & 3/4's Message Long or short u can still Slytherin You can't be Sirius, I just hope you don't have a Longbottom 53% Don't worry I won't be a mony myrtle Be warned, my mad-eye has a moody of its own sometimes If u show me ur wand I'll show u my golden snitch You sure? I can do some Severus damage! I'll be whomping my willow pondering that! Send
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    lost-boy edens-blog + fierceawakening: argumate: Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they're going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory. okay this one is legit hilarious Text Source argumate 66,580 notes ...
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    Yes, professor. Harry, there will come a time when you must choose between what is hard and what is easy. Harry, can I tell you a secret? I'm both. Right now.
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    Hogwarts Logic @HogwartsLogics Jul 16 Harry Potter chugging game: Drink a whole bottle when Dobby dies because you have to numb the pain £3 1.4K 3.3K www
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    ereboreanbadger + Ravenclaw: Do it once you've gathered enough relevant information. Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity. Slytherin: Do it on your own terms. Gryffindor: Do it for the vine. #gryffindor #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #slyth 91,620 notes
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    Whenever you are feeling bad about yourself, just imagine how much Arthur Weasley would enjoy meeting you.
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    randomthingsthatilike 123: Hogwarts professors getting excited for Teddy Lupin coming to school like yes his father was usually well behaved but then realizing that he's related to two Marauders AND can change his appearance and then just being like oh no oh no 1,844 notes 11
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    If I were You-Know-Who, I'd want you to feel cut off from everyone else, you're not as much of a threat. because if it's just you alone... arroganceundaunted: it's good that luna is such a fantastic and moral character because she has the brains and the motives to be a terrifying and unsuspected villain

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